….And thats the Welsh valleys, if you’re wondering. Being Welsh myself, i always remember the Welsh guys we shoot, we haven’t had many; Marc Anthony, Jon Janes, Damian Duke, a few others, but when it comes to lilting sexy Welsh accents we loved Josh from last week. I’d never heard anyone say " Theres Tidy", unless they were doing an impression from Gavin and Stacey. Heres a quick pic, smokin’ hot, Welsh guy – Josh, even rolls his own tabs. Straight I’m afraid, and, cute as the straight lads have been this month, I think April will be a bit more gay.

 we’ve had our best men on it, but we can’t imagine what happened at this CSI ( criminally sexy investigation). The bum and the DNA belong to the very cute and wonderfully welsh Josh, cute as a button.

 I know you’ve seen Mike Douglas before, but here he is with his mate, Dave. We just love men in uniform, as long as they’re not in it too long, and don’t worry, they wont be.

 ….though not a negative way, Mike’s a lovely lad, he was down for his second shoot this weekend, with his mate Dave. It was actually quite subtle ( for us) and very, very sexy. We set it in an military barracks. I’ll post a pic of the two guys in uniform, the old adage is completely true.

 OOOOOH baby, did we shoot some hot stuff today. Dillon and Dean made an oh-so-welcome return and it was damn hot stuff. Fresh from a telling off by the BBFC for our next DVD " Thrall" we decided to do something a little bit…..hmmmm….blasphemous? I hope nobody’s offended. And then as the guys showered we had two stunning, straight guys in for a ‘homoerotic’ scene. I’ve never really ‘got’ that gay guys fancying straight lads thing, but I think I’m getting the gist of it. I’ll post a pic tomorrow. 

 We shot a great three-some yesterday with new guy – Lucas, and who better to ease him into porn than the very able Mark and Stefan. It was an excellent scene, and the guys had a great time. Lucas was having a ball, with two hot uncut cocks, two hungry mouths and two tight arses to play with, not a bad way to spend an evening.

 We love the guys at Master U, and when they invited us back to test their new sling, we knew we’d have to put it through its paces (with a strenuous fucking). So we called on Kennedy to top Korben. Kennedy’s a great bottom and now its seems he’s a damn good top too. Korben loved it and there wasn’t a squeak or a creak out of the sling either – RESULT

We shot a very sexy new guy this week, Sebastian. He was paired up with Kennedy ’spitfire’ Carter, they were both well up for it. Then as we were talking, Sebastian told me how he just isn’t interested in men who are cut at all. If he’s getting it on with a guy and it turns out the guy is circumcised, he completely loses interest. We, at uknm, love ‘em uncut but we’ll always make an exception. Well stick by your guns Sebastian, no wonder you had such a good time, chewing on Kennedys, fat, long foreskinned dick.

 Ok, he’s straight as a die, we usually avoid straight guys, but this ones a treat and not bashful at all. So many straight guys, are a little reserved about what they’ll show off, and we don’t want to force or cajole, these shoots are fun. But when we get a sexy straight guy, whos very willing to show off his arse, its a treat. Mike didn’t need asking twice, so theres some great butt and arse hold shots in this set. Twenty three, never been fucked, and sadly probably never will be. So make the most of these pics, and WOW what a body.

 We shot two great scenes with Kennedy last week ( and we’ve got some more corkers lined up for next week). The location was amazing, even the shower was a psycho set, (thats fake blood by the way). If anyone can think of a tasteful caption, i’m all ears.

 Its been while since we’ve seen the very sexy, power bottom Dean Monroe, but he’s back and looking great. In excellent form and of course loving his scenes. We shot one of his first ever porn sets, he’s been around the world since then, but he’s still a gem, polite, softly spoken and so into his sex the screens sizzle. We can’t wait to shoot him again soon.

 We just love that sexy red head Kennedy. When we shot him today we set the scene in a barracks, with sexy American first timer Mark. As we had anticipated it was smoking, and we just love watching Kennedy taking a hot, hard length in his tight, pink hole then flip and wriggle as he cums all over himself. His muscular pale body really spasms as he shoots, but just to show you there’s no lasting damage, here he is moments later – fighting fight.

Oh they just keep coming (busy weeks that is…) but we had fun last week when we went to the launch of a new British gay site in London’s  Soho, I’m not going to mention its name, (hey this is my blog) but the owner’s a great guy, who’s done well with his current website dedicated to lads from England – oh come on you know it!.

I went to see the webmaster – Nick – a few years ago when I was shooting porn for Mavety Media and some other mags in the U.S. , and though he didn’t buy any of my photographs, (ahh yes it was a while ago, actual photographs…) he did say I had enough pics to start a website and though I had no clue how to go about it, within a couple of years I’d met Jim and hey Presto – UKNAKEDMEN!

So I wish Nick lots of luck with his new site, there’s some really nice guys in this business and he’s one of them.

 drum roll…..etc…. and here’s our third DVD, out in the UK next week with the MPG blokes, closely followed by its US release with the Pacific Sun guys. Hold onto your pants this ones a corker. A selection of our biggest, juiciest, arse-rippingest scenes, " The London Massive". Several yards of cock, plundering and battering willing arse holes and throats, from the colossal Matt Hughes, to the breath taking Gift, via a host of uncut monsters. If you like fucking big cocks……..

 And today we are loving the shoot we just did with Rob and Nathan. We filmed it in a half built flat in Kennington, and its was SCORCHEYO. There was no electricty when we arrived and it was all looking a bit doomed but the porn God smiled on us, electricity came back and it was a real humdinger. Camera man Jim loves his outdoors sex, and this was a fantasy for him too.