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Boned At A Funeral

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At the funeral of porn star JP Dubois, nine horny pall bearers are trapped in the morgue, with eight of them wondering “who is Adam?” With time on their hands, they suddenly have the opportunity to find out who, and why, Adam was a favorite fuck buddy of the deceased. We might have gone a little overboard at UKNaked Men with this macabre piece but it’s an all out, Europe versus America, Cut versus Uncut, and nine gloriously hot studs, all of them taking it in turn to fuck U.S. porn star Adam Herst’s. There are some VERY big dicks here filling Adam’s hole! He might be brave and he might be horny but with so much meat they have to hold him down for him to take it all. Everyone has their limits but this man is insatiable! And yet, the men batter Adam’s hole, hosing him down with cum, but it’s still not over for the hardest, horniest mourner in history!

Riley Tess Gets A Stiff One

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Riley Tess and Matt Brookes might be within the icy confines of a morgue but their far from dead. While paying their respects to the recently departed, Riley and Matt reminisce and wind up — pardon the pun — getting a stiffie. And what a stiffie! The cold no longer matters as the action heats up with Matt unable to keep his hands off Riley’s ass and dick hungry Riley unable to keep his mitts off Matt’s big dick. They take turns sucking each other then Riley gets bent over the mortician’s slab so Matt can eat out his hot, steaming hole. And once he’s good and wet, Riley takes the entire length of Matt’s cample cock, in one hard thrust, right down to the balls. Riley pushes back and it would appear that Matt has seriously underestimated this nasty little cock hound. But it’s all good. Matt gives Riley all he’s got and the whore takes it all, including a copious face full of hot, very thick cum!

The Creme De La Creme

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In “The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie” inimitable actress Maggie Smith plays a headstrong teacher who talks about her girls being “the creme de la creme.” This week’s scene from UKNM might not be exactly what Ms. Brodie meant. However, in OUR opinion, this cumpilation features men we’ve filmed whom we consider to be the creme de la creme of our favorite obsession: cum. Featuring Harry Louis, Issac Jones, Lucas Knowles, Matt Hughes, Ben Statham, Ben Brown and many, many other hot men, all of you eager cum hounds who live for jizz and get hard at the very mention of seed, should appreciate the hot men we’ve put together just for you. Gallons and gallons of cum, the best and juiciest of shots — from yards upon yards of uncut cocks — splattering and squirting. Hell, there’s enough jizz here to drown the hungriest of cum pigs. So stand back because it’s gonna be a wet ride with more than a dozen men getting sloppy and covered in fresh, hot DNA.

1 Hungry Hole + 1 Big, Curved, Uncut Cock + 1 Raven Tail = 1 Ecstatic Bottom

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Nicholas Key is eager to impress Adam Dacre, the increasingly burly and horny cameraman in this crazy photoshoot. Adam pushes his model to the limit, and not just with his big, curved, uncut dick! Adam’s meat is perfect for stroking and probing Nicholas’s hungry G spot. But there’s more to come with the use of a wicked Raven Tail. Nicholas takes the sex toy into his sopping hole like a good little pig. And when he’s good and opened up, Adam plunges his own dick deep into Nicholas, ramming it deep and down to the balls, which only makes Nicholas one very happy little whore. So, for this recipe, add 1 hungry hole, 1 big, curved, and uncut cock, plus 1 Raven Tail and you end up with one very ecstatic bottom with an insatiable appetite close to satisfied.

Nearly Fucked Off The Sling

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Our lithe, big dicked new boy, Kingsley Rippon, looses his hardcore cherry to the stunningly handsome and hairy Spaniard, Martin Mazza. Martin just can’t get enough uncut cock deep enough into his guts. However, Kingsley does the trick as he slides his veiny dick deep inside the insatiable bottom’s hot hole. In fact, Kingley slam fucks Martin, pounding him so hard he nearly brings the sling right off its chains! Ahhh, but where to unload? So many places to shoot a hot splash of seed. Will Kingsley choose to squirt his copious load of freshly churned cum all over Martin’s hairy chest, his newly battered fuckhole, or all over his swollen cock and balls? OR, should Kingsley tarnish Martin’s handsome, expectant, and bearded face with a humongous facial?